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rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

bigeisamazing:

*jackin off*

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*cums*

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*that instant feeling of regret*

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iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here
sparklehime:

sparklehime:

look at this card

i really don’t want a popular post please i just wanted you guys to LOOK at the card

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS